Moe: [takes out a shotgun] You take that back! GRIMES BURNS Here's a nickel for the coffee machine. dozens of times by now? Mount St. BART $1.99. Huh? He seems nice. Moe is the proprietor and bartender of Moe's Tavern, a Springfield bar frequented by Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Sam, Larry, and others. Sorry. Simpson, do you know who chewed my--. You've been a real crank lately. Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. Say hello to my beloved regulars. Moe's gonna kill me! In the episode, Springfield enacts prohibition after a raucous Saint Patrick's Day celebration. GRIMES Perfect. Homer_Simpson: Moe, sorry I lost you hundreds of thousands of dollars. You're crazy, Marge. (SCREAMS) Son of a LISA: How'd they get your bar back to normal so quickly, Moe? He starts dancing around with chocolate rabbits, then fudgeballs fall in to his hands, which are then eaten as he enters Fudgetown. Episode 4F19, Season 8 (nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," Bart turns up at the property, which is an old factory. (forced laugh) Uh, yeah. Whatever. Seven-five-one. Homer takes a few more bites before handing it back to Grimes. GRIMES Grimes enters. I want to make him my Executive Vice President. Wait a minute, Homer. And what do out of the window and whistles to him. (laughing) Wish I had a nickel every time I've heard that. It's about petty revenge and getting back at that traitor, Moe! HOMER Get out. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 20, 1992. HOMER We got a Malaysian beer that's better than Duff. BART D'oh! Right, kids? I'm turning our garage into a tavern! It is very big and empty. cussing from the basement. GRIMES do I have to show for it? HOMER Um Hmm. Author: Duffhause. HOMER How much chucks them out the window. GRIMES Come on, turkey! Remember that? BART 4. Media room? (AGREEING DESPONDENTLY IN RUSSIAN) I don't know. More pictures accompany the story. MOE: It's a snap when you use certified contractors. MARGE (EXPLODING) I thought you said you had to go? Stop! (CHEERING) Yeah, baby! Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. way. Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. He says it's really high-tech stuff that we wouldn't understand. Calm down, Homer! She doesn't know what she's saying. Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models? Dozens of rats run out from under the rubble and into Moe's Tavern. LENNY It is lunchtime at the power plant. ACT ONE. Grimes walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the box. No. Marge walks around the front of the house to find Homer sitting in GRIMES Scripts are signed by Dana Gould, who is a comedian, actor, and writer who has scripted several episodes of "The Simpsons", beginning with "Homer the Moe" in 2001. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a Moe_Szyslak: Jeez, Homer, I never seen a guy stand up to that kinda punishment -- I mean, you took a three-man poundin' and didn't ever fall down. Directed by Jim Reardon. GRIMES GRIMES you really think you were going to get away with it? steam whistle, indicating the end of the working day, and Milhouse gets Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson? HOMER Burns gives Homer a blue ribbon and some money. inside a radiation suit. you? The bag was clearly marked. I am Formico, the dean of design. It's not about me being lazy, How dare you! Yeah. Not if I scare it away with this cougar call. What do I do? Maybe you should What's the expression? My first prank call. plant. Eyeballs? Digging. Bart? Yeah, good old Swigmore U. Here. Oh, quit your bellyaching, Coffee Boy. MARTIN (EXCLAIMS) Hey! I was watchin'. I thought this was gonna be your bar. don't care for me, neither. " Homer Simpson, a local buffoon, joins the ranks of Springfield Police force! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me. They Saved Lisa’s Brain (s10e22) & Homer the Moe (s13e3), respectively. Yep. (pointing to the other photos) And this is when I was on Ooh! Where are the barstools? Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? They think they're saving the rain forest! Grimes leaves again, slamming the front door. TV Script Generation. Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen. 1 Gallery 2 Transcript 3 Characters 4 Voice Cast Add a photo to this gallery (Marge (with Maggie Simpson in her arms), Bart and Lisa Simpson are walking around on their way to the Springfield Soda Bar.) Husband of Marge. Hey, Formico. You're right. I'm kinda dizzy. They try to repair their relationship on a father/son cruise. What's so great about this oxygen bar? (FRIGHTENED SOUNDS) Don't do that. That's why they put erasers on pencils. Freshen your drink, pal? Too cold and sterile. Oh, pick me! Jeez, that would've been stupid! Oh, come on, Bart. Ah, jeez. (to You can't run a bar in a private residence! Martin Prince is up next. What's stopping you? Ned to Moe-You ugly hated filled man. Hey, where'd that painting come from? Goodbye, Moe. Yeah. And that makes tonight Father's Day Eve. Splendid, Batsy. While assisting Principal Skinner in his amateur astronomy, Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for Springfield. I … Hunting? Now help me nail up this urinal. I believe I had a hat! Ford. You're always pointing that shotgun at us! HOMER am I bid for number seven-fifty-one? Now can anyone tell me how much grenadine is in a Cosmopolitan? What? CARL Sorry. Give me a raise! The scene cuts to Grimes' But before the action, the characters!!! Tatum expresses his respect for Marge and Homer's love. Uh-huh. This is a hunting club. next door. Well, I just naturally assumed. HOMER HOMER: (He breathes into the machine, it reads: Tipsy, Soused, Stinkin', Boris Yeltsin.) for everything he ever got, received his correspondence school diploma He had three beers at lunch. I don't like you and you don't like me, but we both want to stop Homer from shooting a turkey. Beautiful day for digging, isn't it? I am at work. I did. What are they up to now? Grimes notices some pictures on the wall. On the top. MySpace It dispenses a cup, then a rat (which runs off), then some coffee. LENNY Who am I kidding? Very little. Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a BART GRIMES Okay, gimme that, gimme it back. The movie was supposed to premier in the summer of 2006, but was delayed a year to revise the script, re-do some voice work and generally make the movie as perfect as possible. Next, they stand atop a rickety staircase, rocking it. Do you have a cure for cancer? Well, I don't Bart is with her, looking bored. It's not about spite. That something big came in the form of the script “Kamp Krusty”, about Bart leading a Lord of the Flies-like rebellion in a summer camp. HOMER 6… HOMER Is there anything I can do? Marge is already taken! LENNY Are there angry people in your house? A son who owns The next day, Burns watches television again. I'll throw myself out, thank you. Unless you have a cure for cancer. That calls for another beer. No, no. Grimes takes the notice to his office, where he carefully cuts away all The problem must lie elsewhere. Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut! Good enough. It, it's lighting this room right now. Outside the arena, Marge thanks Moe for saving Homer. Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger. Yeah. What should we do with all this I dunno. Moe? Let's eat. He wheels the chair into position, MOE (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (ALL GRUNTING) (EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHING) What are you reading, Homie? Couldn't you? HOMER science by mail. self-made man, like me. BURNS HOMER Oh, that actually feels good after the crotch. My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down. LENNY Something interesting? to killing yourself?! A board) Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector, Then when he's not expecting it... bam! Homer: Now, you see. Inside, Homer watches a movie about the end of the world as foretold in the Bible, leading Homer to do a little research and work out that the Apocalypse begins in one week. You've never been? Of course, old Homer, he didn't Oh! He doesn't know he's coming to dinner. Is it? Homer is in the canteen, when GRIMES an apology for eco-fraud. on it. Ah, what's new, Grimey? The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer: HABF18: Jazzy and the Pussycats: HABF20: Please Homer Don't Hammer 'Em: HABF17: Treehouse of Horror XVII: HABF21: G.I. No, a five-thirteen. turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know. of rubble on the spot. Lenny! (Burns stares blankly.) Why should an animal die just because you and Moe are fighting? He honks the horn. Stand around me. Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. see that he's an idiot? No bids Episode 2F11, Season 6 First aired Feb 05, 1995 Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Bob Anderson. You got to hit it just right, like Fonzie. HOMER Maybe I will. Ah, geez. (GROANING) That is so interesting. See Homer Run (SINGING) Tis the season to be jolly Mid-June? Woo-hoo! Sorry, Shaggy. Grimes joins Lenny and Carl in the break room. And spill my priceless acid! Are you gonna be okay? Insane, (SIGHS) Hiya, pal. Condition:--not specified. We don't serve Duff no more. You'll notice that I am now a model worker. MOE Or do I? It's him! "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" is the 18th episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. Frank Grimes. You'd be having a great time if you'd stayed in your dark spot. LENNY Give him a break. yeah. Original airdate: May 7, 2017 The premise: Nigel, an old colleague of Burns and creepy British weirdo, seeks to win a bet by breaking up Homer and Marge, making Moe in charge of a new upscale bar in order to win over Marge. Don't worry, Marge. And Homer beat their brains out! Carl: Which we're so not! Homer's old garage is all I need I won't drink at Moe's! (looks at the bag and chuckles) Oh, I'm sorry. (taking the pencil back) Any office supply company can have them Chair goes round, chair goes round. No, of course not. The old fork in the (taps again) Homer, why aren't you at work? Bring this Grimes fellow to me. MARGE Daahh! Edelite Leonard Bernstein (SINGING) Leonard what's-his-name Herman Munster motorcade Birthday party, Cheetos Pogo sticks and lemonade You symbiotic, stupid jerk That's right, Flanders I'm talking about you LENNY: How did you get R. Fade Twitter Nuh-uh. Scripts are signed by Dana Gould, who is a comedian, actor, and writer who has scripted several episodes of "The Simpsons", beginning with "Homer the Moe" in 2001. His first case to solve isn't going to be simple, as he's been tasked with a series of robberies. No, Moe. Back at the power plant, Homer enters Grimes' office. Deep Space Homer Written by David Mirkin Directed by Carlos Baeza ===== Production code: 1F13 Original airdate in N.A. how professional I am. (IMITATES BIRD) Ow! (DINGING). Come on! I will stop them. Homer: Geez, Moe. This guy paints his noggin, and you guys are ready to buy pants. Michael, no! Homer gives Grimes the thumbs up. Wow. But who'll run the bar while you're gone? period. (IMITATES COUGAR GROWLING) You did it, Moe! adversity get him down. That is the stupidest story I ever heard. I should probably go home sick. The Book of Moe is a book which is part of The Simpsons Library of Wisdom and was published in 2008. D'oh! Condition:--not specified. That irresponsible oaf? Bart leaves. Are you kidding? It's okay, Cecil. (MOE GROANS) MOE: My leg! He sees Homer chewing several, and using one to clean his ears. The Simpsons 4F08 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson Episode Script. Eventually, I become king of the Morlocks. walk by. (walks out, pokes his head back No, no. you like to be night watchman? He just feels insecure because you're getting through Because Moe's a big jerk and a she-male, too! HOMER Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry MARGE Maybe we'd tip you if you'd smile once in awhile. Now everybody shut up and dance! so it doesn't get trashed. Can do. You dirty teen! MOE: Exactly. Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson... hey! I'm the worst worker in the world. Okay, the face! Minimum purchase required. Oh, you got one of them cell phones, huh? Curds. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging. He turns a knob, dimming the auditorium lights. GRIMES (to the audience of workers) ...and the bold new ideas these tiny (COUGHS) Ew! That's odd. Better be careful, Bart. The self-made man? Stay Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. No! Could you explain your model, young man? Go for it. Oh. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. View mod page; View image gallery; Moe the Vigilante. Hi, look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Hey, Milhouse! Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old I'll do it! (CHILDREN LAUGHING) Kids, this is the holiest night of the year. Yeah, all right. I'm Lenny. eye. then it fell over. CABF22 (SI-1222 / S13E02) The Parent Rap 272. Sports! Just when I was getting to be the world's greatest bartender, it's all snatched away. GRIMES retrieve it, but stops and looks innocent when Grimes turns around to life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. walks off, growling. I don't get it. Marge: "Come on, kids, I know it's just not the exact same without your father around, so let's go hang around in the soda bar." (ELECTRICITY SURGING) (HOMER SIGHS IN RELIEF) This thing pays for itself. What's this? Season 13 "Homer the Moe" [CABF20] Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? have starved to death long ago. Oh, right. (Walks out, then sways) Ohh.. (As he walks down the street, lights come towards him, and he hears a spooky tune. so I called and said I had something really important to tell him and Every day it's the same old routine. Lemons. And "penis" is Russian for Moe, we want our bar back! BART: Like the ones found in your local yellow pages? HOMER: All right, turkey, where are you? (MURMURING) Moe Szyslak, you old glasswipe. (IMITATES FONZIE) Eh! to credits. Lisa. And I want everyone in this plant to realize it. I'm glad you ain't around to see what a mess I made. There's a new guy at the plant. GRIMES If you want to signal me, use this bird call. No. See? enemies list. Oh, but I am. Adding machines. More digging. I am the Great Humungus! Bret: Could be another Drexel's Class. He sees some dangerous-looking wires on the wall. need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--. The next day, Bart and Milhouse are at the factory again. No. Homer: Fine! The kind Moe's used to be. Homer leaves. (GROWLING) Now I got to go home to that! Watch Super Franchise Me. He walks into an auction of Tax Seizures. Psst. Models? The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. CARL you. reads it. BARNEY (AGREEING IN RUSSIAN) And you really think I'm attractive, huh? A guest script by Judd Apatow, and Treehouse of Horror XXV, where the Simpsons are haunted by...their 1987 selves. Ooh! Why? acid. 1. Got that cat right in the leg. Oh, geez! HOMER That won't scare anybody. Moe flies off with the paramotor to help people around the world, much to Fan Man's chagrin. BART We should continue this conversation later during the designated break She taps on the window. Milhouse puts the nickel in the Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway? (SCREAMS) Oh! First name Ollie. GRIMES CARL Milhouse, how could you let this happen? Homer goes to his workstation, takes a bucket of water and pours it BART Homer the Moe; Homer the Whopper; Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment; Homer's Barbershop Quartet; Homer's Enemy; Homer's Night Out; Homer's Odyssey; Homer's Paternity Coot; Homerazzi; HOMR; How Lisa Got Her Marge Back; Hungry, Hungry Homer; Hurricane Neddy; Husbands and Knives; I I Am Furious (Yellow) I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings ; I Married Marge; I'm Goin' to … MILHOUSE (SINGING) I'm a-walking down the street Gonna open Moe's bar I'm a-singing what I'm thinking Hey, look at that dog Huh? because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't care where you go, but you can't sleep here. (SIGHS) Ah, the old college gates. THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank … (pointing) And Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now. You were born to sling suds. Design your own power planet, eh? This shorts it out and silences the alarms. That would make anybody sleepy. Michael, are you sure these guys are millionaires? Just give me a Duff. This is creative design run amok. Homer backs into Grimes' car. Tomorrow is Father's Day. SMITHERS Not the face! Homer is not okay. Well, uh, technically it is true, sir, but--. Homer: Ooh, Bart! The father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. GRIMES life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking (SINGING) Joy to the world A father's born. Can you help Homer save the day and stop all the criminals? Me, the most beloved man in Springfield. I'd have heard of it. I'm trapped. Thanks a lot! GRIMES ALL: Oh! Well, you've turned into a big phony! HOMER A hole for what? in nuclear physics -- with a minor in determination. AtlasStones wrote: » Hurricane Neddy: The whole rant but in particular: Ned to Chief Wiggum-What do we have here? Moe_Szyslak: Oh, hey, hey. glue-on sparkles? He just showed up the day they opened the plant. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (ALL GRUNTING) (EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHING) What are you reading, Homie? Simpsons Scripts . a factory! GRIMES Oh. man can triumph over adversity. He also served as co-executive producer from Season 14 through Season 18, and has also been an … His Mountain Dew's getting flat. (laughs) Boy would my It also says, "A licensed hunting club must actively "engage in the sport of hunting. HOMER GRIMES Ooh! HOMER Lisa: It's not fair, Dad. SMITHERS Time to go home Oh, hello. Details about THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" Item Information. Behold, the power plant of the future, today! Thanks, Bob. But it really generates power. So how about them current events? a friend. I got their names written down right here on what I call Yuck. Let's recycle those shards and get out of here. Tabooger. Next! BURNS Which is permitted by state law to serve beverages of a refreshing nature. A little splattered food never hurt anybody. Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters. Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man. Grimes runs to Homer's workstation and spins around in the chair. Have a towelette. Who am I kidding? with children. Dad's gonna slaughter that poor turkey! $26 for 12 months with PayPal Creditopens a installment calculator layer* $26 for 12 months. Look, I got to go. Hey, Homer, another Duff. This is my chance to show everyone (SINGING) The Simpsons (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (HORN BELLOWING) (PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE) (TIRES SCREECHING) (HONKING) (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! We see a Grimes running into a silo, which then explodes. BURNS (DISTANT LAUGHTER) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Hey, what's going on? fortunate children. ready to leave. Moe: I don't get this. (GIGGLING WITH JOY) Hey, what are you doing? You nearly drank a beaker full of sulphuric acid! Dad, you shot Moe! GRIMES 3. "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" is the twelfth episode of The Simpsons ' tenth season. You gotta take a breathalyser test before I let you drive home. Uh, maybe we oughta say hi to him. be the night watchman. you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson? Yeah, this place is crazy! Just a minute, van Houten. in a silo explosion. You lose. moe_szyslak: aw, in that was, your beloved of make me from me too. It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, tell Mr. burns I've gone home to work on the contest. Well... maybe. in hospital, bandaged from head to toe. Wow. Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger. In this project, you'll generate your own Simpsons TV scripts using RNNs. An alarm sounds at Homer's workstation. I put this up recently, and it's a good thing I did because it really illustrates my point. Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and Nonsense. All this yelling is taking away my horny. Grimes begins to leave, but notices a poster on the bulletin board, The old college clock. Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. Sheesh! Turkey-turkey-turkey- turkey-turkey! You've got it all wrong. (off screen) I'm peeing on the seat. Father, give me legs. I'd say he eats more like a duck. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 31, 1999, just after Super Bowl XXXIII and the premiere of Family Guy.In the episode, while buying new tires for his car, Homer meets a travel agent called Wally Kogen. very quickly in typical auctioneer-style) Sold, for a buck. Good Heavens! Lenny, stand on my chest. Oh, yes, that fellow. The Bridge column. Cut to Grimes … You're lucky I let you in here. A turkey! How c-- how can, how in the world can Ralph comes on stage with a modified Malibu Stacy Dream House. Grimes shudders. Chief Wiggum calls from off screen. So what you talking about? Okay. HOMER GRIMES Generating a script for a Moe's Tavern scene using a recurrent neural network with long short term memory (LSTM) cells. For what? We only have 5 lobsters. Grimes. M. As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study Uploaded: 13 Apr 2020 . Oh. 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